The Atheist
There was this atheist swimming in the ocean. All
of sudden he sees this shark in the water, so he
starts swimming towards his boat. As he looks back,
he sees the shark turn and head towards him. His
boat is a way off and he starts swimming like crazy.
He's scared to death, and he turns to see the jaws
of the great white beast open revealing its teeth in
horrific splendor.
The atheist then screams, "Oh God! Save me!" In an
instant, time is frozen and a bright light shines
down from above. The man is motionless in the water
when he hears the voice of God say, "You are an atheist.
Why do you call upon me when you do not believe in me?"
The atheist, with confusion and knowing he can't lie,
replies, "Well, that's true, I don't believe in you,
but how about the shark? Can you make the shark believe
in you?"
The Lord replies, "As you wish," and the light retracted
back into the heavens and the man could feel the water
begin to move once again.
As the atheist looks back he can see the jaws of the
shark start to close down on him, when all of a sudden
the shark stops and pulls back. Shocked, the man looks
at the shark as the huge beast closes its eyes and bows
its head and says...........
"Thank you Lord for this food which I am about to receive."
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