What language does Santa
Claus speak?
North Polish.
Where does Santa Claus go
swimming?
The North Pool.
What kind of motorcycle would
Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson.
What is Santa Claus' favorite
cereal?
Frosted Flakes.
What do you call Santa when he
goes to the beach?
Sandy Claus.
How do Santa and Mrs. Claus
travel?
On an icicle built for
two.
Some children call him Santa Caus
since there is Noel.
What name does Santa Claus use
when he takes a rest from delivering presents?
Santa Pause!
Why will Santa go down your
chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it soots him.
If Santa and Mrs. Claus had a
baby, what would he be?
A subordinate Claus.
What would Santa's grandfather be
called?
Grandfather Claus.
What do you call people who are
afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobia!
Why does Santa have three
gardens?
So he can ho, ho, ho.
How many chimneys does Santa go
down?
Stacks.
When Santa has a barn dance, what
does he call it?
A Ho, Ho, Ho
Down.
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