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 Poker Game
 
Six retired Floridians were playing poker in the
condo clubhouse when Meyerwitz loses $500 on a single hand,
 clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table.

Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other
five continue playing standing up.

  Finklestein looks around and asks,
 "So, who's gonna tell his wife?"
 
They cut the cards. Goldberg picks the
 two of clubs and has to carry the news.

They tell him to be discreet, be gentle,
and don't make a bad situation any worse.

 "Discreet? I'm the most discreet person you'll ever meet.
 Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me."

Goldberg goes over to the Meyerwitz apartment
 and knocks on the door. The wife answers through the door
 and asks what he wants?

 Goldberg declares: "Your husband just lost $500
in a poker game and is afraid to come home."

 "Tell him to drop dead!" yells the wife.

 "I'll go tell him." says Goldberg
 

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