One-Liners
The roundest knight at
King Arthur's Round Table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his
size from too much pi.
I thought I saw an eye
doctor on an Alaskan island, but it was just an optical
Aleutian.
She was only a whisky
maker, but he loved her still.
No matter how much you
push the envelope, it is still stationery.
Two silk worms had a
race, but it ended in a tie.
Time flies like an
arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
A chicken crossing the
road is poultry in motion.
Have a great day and
I'll see you on the radio!
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