Heart Surgery
A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of
a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known
cardiologist in his shop.
The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager
to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted
across the garage, 'Hey Doc, want to take a look at
this?'
The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where
the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic
straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, 'So
Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves
out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when
I finish, it works just like new. So how come I make
$39,675 a year and
you get the really big bucks ($1,695,759) when you and I
are doing basically the same work?'
The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then w
hispered to the mechanic...
'Now, try doing it with the engine
running.'
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