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A woman and a  man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad  one.  Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of  them is hurt.  God works in Mysterious ways.

After they  crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So.... you're a man. That's  interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars!  There's nothing  left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and  be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our  days".

Flattered, the  man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from  God!"

The woman  continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely  demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink  this wine and celebrate our good fortune."  Then she hands the bottle to  the man.

The man nods  his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it  back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap  back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks,  "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the  police...."

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