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A Conversation with God

John Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai so that he can talk with God.

Looking up, he asks the Lord..."God, what does a million years mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A minute."

Smith asks "And what does one million dollars mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A penny."

Smith asks "Can I have a penny?"

The Lord replies, "In a minute."